One night I was going at it in my bed and lo and behold I have a seizure. Reddit user pizz901 shared the horrific tale: Gym class was a new level of hell for me." 2. I had blisters on my shaft for several days. I put the cucumber in the microwave for too long. I start humping, but instead of pleasure, I felt burning. I was super excited about my new cucumber fleshlight. One time, when I was about 12 or 13, I had the sweet idea of taking the seeds out of a cucumber, putting it in the microwave, and humping it. "This story isn't quite as funny as some of yours, but. Nice: Here are 50 of the funniest euphemisms for masturbation
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